Post by shamWOW! on Oct 13, 2020 21:29:53 GMT
Name of Cat: Vince Offer (Canon)
Membership: Infomercial Clan
Age: Immortal
Family: Son of Old Deuteronomy and Anthony Sullivan
Appearance:
Personality: New Yorker
History: Vince was a normal New Yorker until one day the meteor arrived. The gamma rays caused all the actors from CATS on Broadway to fuse with their costumes, and soon the infection spread to everyone, turning everyone into cats. Now a Jellicle, Vince must re-learn his infomercial skills and find out what sells to cats in order to restore capitalism and subpar as seen on tv products to the world.
Preferred Couples:
Vince/Munkustrap, Vince/Catboy Benjamin Franklin (re-animated), Vince/Judi Dench (not in cat form), Vince/Ronald Mcdonald (evil, enemies to lovers)
Roleplaying Sample: Vince slapped the chop. It slammed against the counter and echoed throughout the sound stage. "Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow!" He said, voice trembling. "You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel." He trailed off. No... those were the wrong words. He was trying to sell a SlapChop, why was he going off the ShamWow script? Perhaps he had just lost his luster. Maybe it wasn't worth it anymore. Why would cats need a device to chop vegetables, anyways? He stared down at the SlapChop, looking at his reflection in the patented plastic safety guard. He didn't recognize himself. Sure, he had since grown cat ears and fur, but it went deeper than that. The powerful salesmen he once was was no longer there. A single tear fell from his eyes. He took out his trusty ShamWow and sopped it up. "Wow..." he muttered sadly.
How often can you be on?: Every single second of everyday. I live here. I'm paying rent now.
Membership: Infomercial Clan
Age: Immortal
Family: Son of Old Deuteronomy and Anthony Sullivan
Appearance:
Personality: New Yorker
History: Vince was a normal New Yorker until one day the meteor arrived. The gamma rays caused all the actors from CATS on Broadway to fuse with their costumes, and soon the infection spread to everyone, turning everyone into cats. Now a Jellicle, Vince must re-learn his infomercial skills and find out what sells to cats in order to restore capitalism and subpar as seen on tv products to the world.
Preferred Couples:
Vince/Munkustrap, Vince/Catboy Benjamin Franklin (re-animated), Vince/Judi Dench (not in cat form), Vince/Ronald Mcdonald (evil, enemies to lovers)
Roleplaying Sample: Vince slapped the chop. It slammed against the counter and echoed throughout the sound stage. "Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow!" He said, voice trembling. "You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel." He trailed off. No... those were the wrong words. He was trying to sell a SlapChop, why was he going off the ShamWow script? Perhaps he had just lost his luster. Maybe it wasn't worth it anymore. Why would cats need a device to chop vegetables, anyways? He stared down at the SlapChop, looking at his reflection in the patented plastic safety guard. He didn't recognize himself. Sure, he had since grown cat ears and fur, but it went deeper than that. The powerful salesmen he once was was no longer there. A single tear fell from his eyes. He took out his trusty ShamWow and sopped it up. "Wow..." he muttered sadly.
How often can you be on?: Every single second of everyday. I live here. I'm paying rent now.